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Living with my mother the teenage years - (hers not mine)

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In the interests of full disclosure and so that my mother doesn't attempt to sue me al la Baby Reindeer style - the facts and events based in this blog post might be true and might be fictional - in that I will happily ridicule my mother for fun.. but I will edit the bits that I know that NO one else ever needs to hear... (trust me this a public service and you are welcome) It all started just 4 days ago, I was living my best life work wise in terms of low stress, incoming date night with my hubby and you know just general peaceful life vibes for the first time in forever (ooooh there is a Disney song there....) and then my mother decides to go swimming.... this is in part my husbands fault - everything I dislike in this house is always his fault whether it actually is or not... he signed up the small person for swimming lessons - and as my chief care giver mum takes her for said swimming lessons hence inspiring her to in fact go swimming herself.... Anyhow, I'm quietly working...

43 a status update - 12 days later

 Oh yay - she started another blog that we will actively read and be prepared to be disappointed when she doesn't actually keep it up - also does she not yet realise we moved into an age of tik tok and vlogging (video recording for ye oldies)  Okay buckle up bitches - for the entire  12 days I have been 43 I have spent 11 of them extremely angry... if you are unfortunate enough to have to spent time with me during the last 11 days I know that you do not really require an explanation (exit here) and if you are family and related to Nonna then you probably had the unabridged revision as recanted by  Nonna (exit here)  In the interests of not actually self imploding  and finally dying and / or losing my actual job for this first entry I couldn't possibly be specific about my sense of anger instead I will provide you with a list of 43 things I no longer give a fuck about,,, to be interpreted at your leisure if you manage to read the whole list... 1) OFSTED - in...